I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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