I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
dude. I can hear the air.
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