we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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