Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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