There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she smelled like a LAN party
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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