Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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