i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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