I looked at my own cervix.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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