Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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