it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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