Where did you get a picture of my penis
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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