So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
