so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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