This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's shark week go big or go home
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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