I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Randomize
