Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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