I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
farters have to be the big spoon...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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