Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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