Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize