im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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