Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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