We're facebook friends in real life
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
