the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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