Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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