When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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