You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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