I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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