My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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