I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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