When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize