Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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