I cannot find my penis.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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