I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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