this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
she looked like the before picture.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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