Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
