Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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