how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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