So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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