A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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