Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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