You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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