Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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