I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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