glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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