they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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