Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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