This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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