I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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