...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I intend to get homeless drunk
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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