Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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