can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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