So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
How many fucks given?
0.12846
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Randomize
